Candyass Club Game Night

Vendredi le 21 sept
Friday Sept 21

NEW showtime 9pm
nouveau heure de spectacle 21h

1230 boul st laurent

$12 at door /a la porte

Featuring Jimmy Phule & Kathy Slamen our wacky Gameshow hosts for the evening

Featuring
Damiana Dolce
Diane Labelle
Nat King Pole
Roxie Hardon
Velma Candyass
Natasha P-F
Trixie Cups
Felix Tessier-Imbault
AND MORE! et plus!

Third Fridays on the main
Monthly cabaret with Vaudeville- comedy -bulresque
Fun & frolics

Skin Tight Outta Sight 20 Years of Tease!

Neo-burlesque is celebrating it’s 20th Anniversary in Toronto! Did you know Toronto is home to one of the first burgeoning scenes world-wide and the world’s longest-running burlesque troupe, Skin Tight Outta Sight! Rebel Burlesque? I am overjoyed and beyond excited to be back with them for this very special event! Don’t miss this hilarious show, party and celebrity roast THURSDAY, APRIL 26!

https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/skin-tight-outta-sight-presents-20-years-of-tease-tickets-44823914535

Candyass Cabaret Earthly Delights

Candyass Cabaret presents
Vernal Delights
A Springtime Spectacle
Vendredi le 20 Avril / Friday April 20
“You can cut all the flowers, but you cannot keep spring from coming.” –Pablo Neruda

1230 boul st laurent
$10
portes ouvert 21h doors open 9pm
spectacle 22h showtime 10pm

MC Jimmy Phule

Starring talent from Montreal and abroad
Diane labelle
Damiana Dolce
Roxie Hardon
Nat King Pole
Natasha PF
Cyr C. Délicieuse (France)
Dora Bones

and MORE! et plus

DJ Martin
https://twitter.com/CabaretCandyass

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.
Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main.
Du comédie, du chant de style “lounge”, de la dance et encore plus! Du talent!

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The Candyass Club Cabaret presents a monthly cabaret with a stellar cast and new acts every 3rd Friday.
#thirdfridays
Featuring a tasty eclectic blend of artists in the heart of the historic entertainment district on the Main.

Comedy!Vaudeville! Talent! Whoopee ! Fun times ! Frolics !

Candyass Ides of March 16 Cabaret

Vendredi le 16 mars
Friday March 16
1230 boul st laurent

$10 comedy-vaudeville
portes ouvert 21h doors open 9pm
spectacle 22h showtime 10pm

https://twitter.com/CabaretCandyass

Make Rome great again
Friends ,Romans get ready to put on your tiniest togas
and Veni Vedi Veci for an evening of ancient vaudeville and ecydisiast arts
Beware the Ides of March -time for togas and risqué romans
bloody caesars , cleopatra and more!
MC Jimmus Phulius leads the way the way to the forum

Starring
Nat Rex Polius
Damiana Dolce
Diane Labellus
Roxie Hardonus
Lili Lolipopus
Trixie Cupsi
Aria Rose Marieus
Poi Sinius

and MORE!

DJ Martinus Metalicus
Vestal Virgin Clare

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.
Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main.
Courez la chance de gagner des prix médiocres dans nos concours!
Du comédie, du chant de style “lounge”, de la dance et encore plus! Du talent!
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The Candyass Club Cabaret presents a monthly cabaret with a stellar cast and new acts every 3rd Friday.
#thirdfridays
Featuring a tasty eclectic blend of artists in the heart of the historic entertainment district on the Main.

Members of our audience are randomly selected to partake in our silly contests to win incredibly mediocre prizes!

Comedy!Vaudeville!
Talent! \Whoopee !
Fun times ! Frolics !

 

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Candyass Blues

Friday Feb16 ,2018
Vendredi le 16 fev 2018

1230 boul St Laurent
spectacle 22h portes 21h

Find us on Twitter https://twitter.com/CabaretCandyass

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.
Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main.
Un brin de drag et une pincée de burlesque.
Courez la chance de gagner des prix merdiques dans nos concours!

Du burlesque, du chant de style “lounge”, de la dance et encore plus!
Du talent!
Notre DJ vous fera bouger le cul après notre spectacle à la manière unique des DJ de bars de danseuses!

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The Candyass Club Cabaret presents a monthly cabaret with a stellar cast and new acts every 3rd Friday.
#thirdfridays
Featuring a tasty eclectic blend of artists in the heart of the historic entertainment district on the Main.

Members of our audience are randomly selected to partake in our silly contests to win incredibly crappy prizes!

Comedy! Burlesque! Vaudeville!
Talent! Toupees!
Fun times !
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Candyass Club Cabaret – Time Machine

Time Machine Cabaret
Vendredi le 19 Janvier / Friday Jan 19 2018
1230 boul st laurent
portes 21h doors 9pm
spectacle 22h showtime 10pm

MC Jimmy Phule takes the flux capacitor for a spin
and sends the Candyass Cabaret into the Time Machine .
From the Rocking Fifties to Chinese Opera what surprises will be onstage
Comedie- vaudeville -variete

https://twitter.com/CabaretCandyass

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.
Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main.
Du variete, du chant de style “lounge”, de la dance et encore plus!

Starring
Nat King Pole
Damiana Dolce
Diane Labelle
Roxie Hardon
Mary Sisuei
Lili Lolipop
Natasha PF
Cest le 5ieme anniversaire de le debut de
Martin le Strecheur sur la scene Candyass

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The Candyass Club Cabaret presents a monthly cabaret with a stellar cast and new acts every 3rd Friday.
#thirdfridays
Featuring a tasty eclectic blend of artists in the heart of the historic entertainment district on the Main.

Members of our audience are randomly selected to partake in our silly contests to win incredibly mediocre prizes!

Comedy! Burlesque! Vaudeville!
Talent!Whoopee
Fun times ! Frolics !
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Candyass Cabaret Presents Stumped In The City

Join us as we stumble over granite stumps ,collapsed caleche horses past neglected/ burned down historic buildings to enjoy performers at the iconic Cafe Cleopatra .
A scintillating lineup of boondoggle projects for an off #mtl375 cabaret

Showtime 10 pm Doors 9pm
Spectacle 22h portes 21h
Vendredi le 17 Nov
Friday Nov 17
1230 boul st laurent
Montreal

Featuring
Miss Curvy Beauty (France)
Damiana Dolce
Diane Labelle
Nat King Pole
Lili Lolipop
Classy Clare
Tania the Mexican Mime
Jacy Lafontaine
Roxie Hardon
James Douglas

and MORE!

DJ Martin
Stage Kitten Miss Enchante

Find us on Twitter https://twitter.com/CabaretCandyass

ENGLISH FOLLOWS
Un délectable buffet de divertissement à fois charmant et provocateur….un véritable festin pour vos yeux et vos oreilles.
Un délicieux mélange d’artistes au coeur du quartier historique de divertissement et de la Main.
Un brin de drag et une pincée de vaudeville

Courez la chance de gagner des prix mediocre dans nos concours!
Du talent! Celebrez votre annivesaire avec nous

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The Candyass Club Cabaret presents a monthly cabaret with a stellar cast and new acts every 3rd Friday.
#thirdfridays
Featuring a tasty eclectic blend of artists in the heart of the historic entertainment district on the Main.

Members of our audience are randomly selected to partake in our silly contests to win incredibly mediocre prizes!

Comedy! Burlesque! Vaudeville!
Talent! Whoopee!
Fun times !
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Blue Light Burlesque’s “B Movie Extravaganza!”

Samedi 15 octobre
“B Movie Extravaganza!”

Portes 18h00. Spectacle 19h00

Les billets sont en vente dès maintenant 20$ en pré-vente (+ frais de services)
25$ à la porte (+ frais de service)

Café Campus , 57 Prince-Arthur E. 514-844-1010

Billets en prévente :
Café Campus (9h @ 17h la semaine) 514-844-1010
Sur le Réseau Admission, 514-790-1245
Ainsi que chez Glamour Montreal, 1695 St-Denis, (12h @ 17h la semaine)

Candyass Club Cabaret September 2011

A schmear of local entertainment
for your eyes and ears to feast on.

A dab of Drag kings ,Drag Queens to burlesque performers and quirky, light hearted tasty yet eclectic entertainment
Reena the Dragqueen is the hostess with the mostest and you just might see Ms Candyass MC a bit ;-)

bringing vaudeville and burlesque performances to the entertainment district
the 3rd friday of each month

doors open 9pm to get your drank on
showtime 9:30 pm
$10

welcoming to the stage-
Nat King Pole

Tommy Toxic

Damiana Dolce

Diane the sublime baladi dancer

Mlle A

dancing girls, dancing boyz ,cabaret dancers , singers,bad poets,bad actors,clowns and more

afterwards drink ,hang around and dance onstage to the tunes
spun by Cafe Cleo’s stripclub DJ
As only a strip club DJ can do ! Bruno ‘Le Boom Boom” Pelletier
Ticket : 10$

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So… for those of you who attended the Montreal Burlesque Festival last night, I may or may not have promised to show anyone and everyone my boobs upon request, at any given time, in any given place.

As it turns out, flashing people in public is not yet legal in Montréal which, in all honesty, I find appalling.

In order to adequately compensate you all, I would like to offer you this song that I sang by donation. So go ahead and click on the cute little drawing of me bellow if you want Candy to have and to hold and to listen to whenever you like.

xxDDxx

Introduction:

As a burlesque performer, on tends to get loving messages and adorable fan mail.

Dear Damiana,
Last night’s show was great! Thanks for the good times, thanks for the memories etc…

Dear Damiana,
You’re so talented and beautiful etc…

Or the one a got a few days ago

“Damiana, my slutstress your whorish face makes my ******* quiver and my ***** tighten to the point of hot warm milk shooting out of my swollen 10 1/2 inch **** on your toes only to lick them clean and spit the *** back in your mouth for you to tongue kiss me with unadulterated lust….. mmmm you are my fantasy my slutstress”

Now that’s romance!

Anyway. I recently got an email from a woman who praised me for being beautiful, talented and glamorous (thank you) then made reference to me being a man-eater, leaving trails of emasculated men in my wake (fair enough), without a care in the world for the people I hurt (hey!) in the process. And she asked…

“What good is being glamorous, beautiful and talented if you live such a self serving, shallow and superficial life? How can you do a job so devoid of depth and real feeling? Sex is not love.”

Needless to say, I was a little hurt by the implications. I do have feelings, I swear!

And to prove it, I wrote this very deep, loving song about my deep loving feelings. Deep.
Enjoy.

▼ Listen ▼
Candy
 

 

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